Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
Hobbes: How so?
Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
Ok, I’m in desperate need if a new tattoo already. I can’t decide which one I want to get so I’m asking opinions. I know what the tattoos are but figured I’d see what y’all thought. You tell me which spot you like best and I’ll see which one wins.
I want the whole world to stop pretending that it likes beer
You’re obviously drinking the wrong beer.
I just want good sex with the right person
is that too much to ask?
|—||Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)|
Spank her? Yup
Pull her hair? Of course
Bruise her? Sometimes
Choke her? When appropriate
Hit her? NEVER acceptable!
You bet ;)
Guys~ if she’s not smiling and hopefully blushing at her phone, you are doing it ALL WRONG.